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@jon_wilkins so did you hear Dave Bunn got married? The twist: she's even taller than he is. http://t.co/puhbJIfJ10 years 30 weeks ago
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@Linnypants oh you!10 years 30 weeks ago
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@rbclegg a haircut and a real job? wait...10 years 30 weeks ago
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Halley's Comet. Loch Ness. Elvis sightings. Among such rarified phenomena, I present: me in a full suit and tie: http://t.co/cruLwjvg10 years 30 weeks ago
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The Offspring @ Molson Amphitheatre, Toronto. Awesome show http://t.co/w3srrz0V10 years 30 weeks ago
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@sowrey trust me, the QEW and 401 are even worse than you remember them10 years 30 weeks ago
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Wow, Obama is doing an AMA on Reddit. Which appears to have completely melted Reddit.10 years 30 weeks ago
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@justinem get an Apple, their laptops are amazing. Had 3 PC laptops before switching, there's no comparison IMHO10 years 31 weeks ago
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Fucking beavers.10 years 31 weeks ago
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More specifically, after a beaver dam destroyed our raft in the middle of nowhere, we found very large, very fresh bear tracks.10 years 31 weeks ago
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Dear diary, nearly eaten by a bear yesterday.10 years 31 weeks ago
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@jon_wilkins maybe you're just putting into perspective how slow Voyager is. How am I to tell?10 years 32 weeks ago
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Expendables 2 is everything I wanted the first movie to be. Big, dumb, violent, and incredibly fun. Plus, Chuck Fucking Norris10 years 32 weeks ago
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Irony: Racing home from work to stay ahead of the bad weather, where a fire alarm forces me to go outside.10 years 33 weeks ago
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@heardsy Hudson, sir. HE'S Hicks.10 years 33 weeks ago
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@tamaragauld so how did the other guy look?10 years 34 weeks ago
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http://t.co/MgzdZ6IL just hit 3000 revisions in the ol' source code repo. #MilestonesYouProbablyDontCareAbout10 years 35 weeks ago
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@quinnmerio well fuck, fuckers say "fuck" a fuckton because it's so fucking versatile. Motherfucker.10 years 35 weeks ago
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Three more billion and we get a free zero! http://t.co/ig2zMWdT10 years 36 weeks ago
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@scottrking your post needs a stronger warning that "likely spoilers". More like "gives away precise details of multiple climaxes" :P10 years 36 weeks ago