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  • Macs suck for Java development.
    12 years 9 weeks ago
  • @sowrey holy shit. The russians used Dr Strangelove as an instruction manual? "Why didn't you tell the world, eh??"
    12 years 10 weeks ago
  • Why do places turn their AC up so high? We don't get enough cold weather so they have to simulate it? Edo on 8th st, I'm looking at you
    12 years 10 weeks ago
  • @sowrey well of course you wouldn't use a SMILEY. Everyone knows you need to use :| (or possibly :/) if you want to be taken seriously
    12 years 10 weeks ago
  • @januarylark I would totally play that game
    12 years 10 weeks ago
  • @hammy_teare when the dark ages return and computers are but a memory, the Bay will be the only ones left in business. Then you'll see
    12 years 10 weeks ago
  • @NotoriousSUZ put a tack on the teacher's chair?
    12 years 10 weeks ago
  • @Jilliangora you still looking? Just got some new stock
    12 years 10 weeks ago
  • I'd forgotten how boring transit is, living downtown
    12 years 10 weeks ago
  • @aspirepixel fps ftw. El oh el
    12 years 10 weeks ago
  • @januarylark what's next, rename Nigeria? Yer just a knee jerk PC liberal (who can't take criticism,btw)
    12 years 10 weeks ago
  • The longest running broadcast in history, Guiding Light, off the air today after 72 years and 15,762 episodes. The show predates TV, crazy
    12 years 10 weeks ago
  • Word of the day: Jackassitude. Eg: "Shakespeare did not let scholastic jackassitude dictate how he could use the language."
    12 years 10 weeks ago
  • Google Docs + Google Sites = killer app. Build a hierarchy of File Cabinets in Sites, create and add files from Docs, collaborative nirvana
    12 years 10 weeks ago
  • @aspirepixel (and apparently 365 x 10 is beyond my mathematical expertise)
    12 years 10 weeks ago
  • @aspirepixel time to START? what did you do for the first 7214 days?
    12 years 10 weeks ago
  • @januarylark I'd be pretty worried if you or stacey were shitting 5 times a day
    12 years 10 weeks ago
  • @NotoriousSUZ I'm real happy for you and I'm gonna let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best #twibbons OF ALL TIME!
    12 years 10 weeks ago
  • Don't worry... I have an IPHONE!! http://digg.com/d314U6Q
    12 years 10 weeks ago
  • @sowrey excellent. far too many people go for PB + jelly. honey all the way
    12 years 11 weeks ago

Tweets

  • Server crashing bug/vulnerability found (and patched) in PHP 5.2 and 5.3: http://bit.ly/ew6uiP (via Slashdot)
    10 years 47 weeks ago
  • @FlashMorgan I think it means the monkey doesn't have to worry
    10 years 47 weeks ago
  • Why did the hippy cross the road? Cuz he like, totally saw something over there, man. #hippyjokes @brattynat
    10 years 47 weeks ago
  • @poploser I've gained new appreciation for him in 127 Hours, Howl, and realizing I didn't even recognize him originally in Pineapple Express
    10 years 47 weeks ago
  • @poploser you just see 127 Hours or something?
    10 years 47 weeks ago
  • @brattynat well keep em coming then! How do you get a one-armed hippy out of a tree? Pass him the joint.
    10 years 47 weeks ago
  • @brattynat should I unfollow someone cuz all they do is moan about hippies? ;D (kidding of course. Peace, love, and all that hippy shit)
    10 years 47 weeks ago
  • OK what's with all the birds dropping dead from the skies? First Arkansas, now Louisiana: http://huff.to/fG7yNE
    10 years 47 weeks ago
  • Good time to buy memory, post-holiday oversupply sends prices to one-year low: http://bit.ly/evjdQr (via Slashdot)
    10 years 47 weeks ago
  • 97% of scientists say climate change "very likely" caused by humans, the other 3% rank far below peers in expertise: http://usat.ly/eIUk1K
    10 years 47 weeks ago